Florida

Let Terri Go

There are at least two sides to the Terri Schiavo case: 1) She should be given every opportunity to recover, including living out a life-span of 30-40 more years connected to medical devices; and 2)…


Jeb Bush vs The Grim Reaper

Tallahassee, Florida — Jeb Bush was so upset with the Supreme Court for not defending his quickly-crafted Terri’s Law that he punched a hole through a filing cabinet. After he calmed down, he began working…