Death Penalty Overturned Because Of Bible
Okay. For those of you that think I’m a left-wing nut, here’s one to chew on. The Colorado Supreme Court overturned a death sentence on Monday and replaced it with a sentence of life without…
March 2005
Man Receives 9th Award For Average Marathon Time
Roy Schiff is finding it more difficult to find room on his walls these days. “I treasure every one of them,” Roy said as he described how he won each of them. “This one,” He…
Bush Is Pro Life — Unless You Can’t Pay
Let me preface this by saying that I voted for George Bush and other Republicans during the last election. While I’ve said many times that I agree with some of what GB says and disagree…
Let Terri Go
There are at least two sides to the Terri Schiavo case: 1) She should be given every opportunity to recover, including living out a life-span of 30-40 more years connected to medical devices; and 2)…
Nudism : What It Means To Me
Like in the marijuana post, I didn’t plan to jump right into a subject that might scare people away. However, I keep coming back to this subject as I try to think of things to…
Parents Step Up Fight Against ADHD
Parents struggling to control their hyperactive ADHD kids have a new weapon in their arsenol – NK-U-0T. Temporarily called “Wonder-Z” by its manufacturer, Dippy Drugs, Wonder-Z is expected to sell like hotcakes when it hits…
PM Qureia Gets Exciting News
Ramallah, West Bank – Palestinian Prime Minister Ahmed Qureia gets a lot of mail these days. But while he was sorting through his mail last Wednesday one envelope caught his eye. “I just couldn’t believe…
Rubberband Kid Death Sentence
Kennet, Missouri — In a shocking conclusion to 12-year-old Jason Williams’ attempted murder trial, the jury has delivered another shocking verdict – death by electrocution. On November 20th, 2004, the same jury returned a guilty…
Cavemen Were Worried About Global Warming
Nakuru, Kenya — Scientists studying cave paintings in Kenya have announced that they have translated some of the oldest cave paintings ever found there. “We believe that we have deciphered what most of them mean,”…
Jeb Bush vs The Grim Reaper
Tallahassee, Florida — Jeb Bush was so upset with the Supreme Court for not defending his quickly-crafted Terri’s Law that he punched a hole through a filing cabinet. After he calmed down, he began working…