Scratch-N-Sniff Dating Service
With dating services scrambling for love-seekers, one company is hoping to capitalize on one of the senses not often tapped into by the dating service behemoths: smell. “The sense of smell evokes some of the…
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Spring Cleaning Reveals Porn On The ISS
During a red-faced news briefing, Michael Griffin, NASA’s newest Administrator confirmed that astronauts doing spring cleaning on the International Space Station have found a stash of pornography. “Yes,” said, “it’s true. We believe it was…
Elementary School Teacher Switches Classes
The McEwen, Tennessee school board called an emergency session Monday night to deal with the case of Martha Sanders, the third grade teacher who switched classes with fellow third grade teacher Lisa Brown. “We plan…
Microsoft Unveils New PC X-Box Games
With assaults from every direction, Microsoft Corp. has unveiled its new line of games for the X-Box. With titles like “Walking Down The Street”, “Opening Doors For Strangers”, and “Saying ‘Please’”, Microsoft’s new line is…
Bush Proposes Deal With France
Borrowing from the much-troubled “Food For Oil” deal, President Bush announced a proposed deal with France that he believes will help restore the close bonds that the U.S. and France once had. “I have sent…
Find A Finger – Win A Million
Wendy’s corporation, taking the recent finger-in-the-chili incident in stride, has launched its newest contest. “We believe that our customers will enjoy this contest,” said Joe Slate, public relations officer for Wendy’s Inc. Customers have a…
Man Receives 9th Award For Average Marathon Time
Roy Schiff is finding it more difficult to find room on his walls these days. “I treasure every one of them,” Roy said as he described how he won each of them. “This one,” He…
Parents Step Up Fight Against ADHD
Parents struggling to control their hyperactive ADHD kids have a new weapon in their arsenol – NK-U-0T. Temporarily called “Wonder-Z” by its manufacturer, Dippy Drugs, Wonder-Z is expected to sell like hotcakes when it hits…
PM Qureia Gets Exciting News
Ramallah, West Bank – Palestinian Prime Minister Ahmed Qureia gets a lot of mail these days. But while he was sorting through his mail last Wednesday one envelope caught his eye. “I just couldn’t believe…
Rubberband Kid Death Sentence
Kennet, Missouri — In a shocking conclusion to 12-year-old Jason Williams’ attempted murder trial, the jury has delivered another shocking verdict – death by electrocution. On November 20th, 2004, the same jury returned a guilty…