Some of President Bush’s closest advisors joined him for a trip to the beach to relax and celebrate the first day of summer. They were surprised by a BrainDrips.com photographer as they left the beach.

Left to right: G. Bush, D. Rumsfeld, C. Rice, D. Cheney, L. Bush, undisclosed Secret Service agent

It seems that once they got rid of Attorney General John Ashcroft, who had the breasts of the justice statutues covered by an $8,000 tarpoleon, they were free to bare some skin and relax to the fullest.

While reluctant at first to talk about their experience, we were able to gather some opinions on the matter before the secret service whisked them away.

“There’s just nothing in the world like lying under the sun in your altogether and relaxing,” Says Laura Bush. “But make sure you tell the kids to put on sunscreen. You don’t want any skin cancer showing up on your privates.”

Secretary of State Condoleeza Rice says that she finds it a relaxing getaway from the troubles of the world.

“With all of this talk about WMD, it’s nice to just go for a swim, soak up some sun, and forget about it for a while,” says Rice. “When I’m out here, I remember back to the swimmin’ hole in Alabama. Only I don’t have to keep looking over my shoulder for a bunch of men in white sheets here. The Secret Service has my back now.”

President Bush shared that they often engage in verbal banter during outings such as this one.

“We kid Dick that we should send him to Baghdad and let him walk through the streets naked,” President Bush says with a grin and a chuckle. “We say ‘That’ll show those terrorists!’ But he’s not amused.”

When asked if the White House would become clothing-optional now that Attorney General John Ashcroft has left, Laura Bush responded “No, not really. I mean, we’ve always had some C.O. meetings when John wasn’t around. I don’t think we’ll have any more than usual.”

Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld mumbled something about “pinnacles of ignorance” and walked away.

Staff Reporter — BS